google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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