Kiss
Puke
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
