I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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