I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
wow bdsm is so cute
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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