Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
