he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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