Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
where am i from again
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I enjoy the company of your penis
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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