if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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