my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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