what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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