he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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