we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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