hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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