Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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