Barsexuality is the new black.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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