Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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