Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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