Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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