Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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