How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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