My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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