Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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