You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Couch. On fire.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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