I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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