Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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