I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I understand Curling. That high.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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