i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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