Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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