Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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