Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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