No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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