I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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