he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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