I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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