Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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