Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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