just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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