we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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