i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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