My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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