Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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