How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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