I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I've blown a few things in my day
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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