Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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