I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize