This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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