But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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