My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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