Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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