He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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