Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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