do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
