Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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