I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So squirting runs in the family.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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